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What's the difference between an woman and a hazel?
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A hazel will be shoot first and made ready afterwards and a woman has no flappy ears....
 

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A man makes his first solo parachute-dive. He was told by the instructor, to pull his chord at 1500 meters. If things did not work, he had to pull the other chord for hir spare. Well, he jumped from the plane at 2000 meters. 1800, 1600, 1500 PULL! Nothing happened. 1400, 1200, 1000 meters: PULL!! Nothing happened again! What to do? Panic!! Ahhhhh.... he saw a man coming up towards him! Almost near him, he screemed: Hey you, know anything about chutes?
The man schouted back, No, no, but what do you know about gas-stoves.....
 

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Wimbo said:
A man makes his first solo parachute-dive. He was told by the instructor, to pull his chord at 1500 meters. If things did not work, he had to pull the other chord for hir spare. Well, he jumped from the plane at 2000 meters. 1800, 1600, 1500 PULL! Nothing happened. 1400, 1200, 1000 meters: PULL!! Nothing happened again! What to do? Panic!! Ahhhhh.... he saw a man coming up towards him! Almost near him, he screemed: Hey you, know anything about chutes?
The man schouted back, No, no, but what do you know about gas-stoves.....
Very good Wimbo
 

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Right answer... :whistle:

Get these???

Driving on the highway in his Lada, an enormous cloud of smoke came from under the hood. Broken… The man steps out, uppers the hood and saw the damage. Oil, broken things, smoke… An German in his big Mercedes 350 SEL stops an offers to tow him to the next garage. I won't drive faster than 100 km/h, he told the unfortunate man. If anything goes wrong, just beam your lights!! Jeez, thanks mister German…!!
The German driver drove (Only 90) Out of nowhere a Porsche passed him with 170. His pedal-foot was itching, but NO!!: the Lada, you know. 10 seconds after that, a Lambo passed him with 190. You can tell me what you want, he thought and put the pedal to the metal. 120, 140, 160, 180, 200….

A few miles down the road, a man in a gas-station was filling his gas-tank. He saw the Porsche driving by with 170, after a few seconds he saw the Lambo passing with 190. He saw the Mercedes too, driving over 200. And was wondering that the small Lada was beaming to overtake the Merc….
 
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